One's a story...

Right, at work we have got 3 cubicles and it was the Christmas party pre-bash of drinking before going out.

I was sitting in the left one, Managing Director in the middle and Ollie went on the right after the MD closed the door.

I let of a bit of a fart and pooped a fat one which stank, and my MD tutted...then quick as a flash Ollie shouts.

"An now...in STEREO!"

And does the loudest, stinkiest fart followed by loads of bum cigars falling out his arse sploshing all the way with added knucnkle biting sounds and parps.

"Ah...Neptune's kiss..." He said after as the boss ran out the toilets feeling sick from the smell! *Neptune's kiss is the water that spashes up your jaxie after.

Lets just say the MD gave Ollie dirty looks for about 5 months after!

Shit, shit & more shit

As a young man I used tow work in a nightclub.

It was a ongong joke for the doormen to shit in the ice cube machines. The warmth of the freshly laid stool would melt the surrounfing ice and them become encased in its own ice/shit cocoon.

Another prank was to shit on a paper plate and throw it into the dancefloor

Oh you just can't beat bouncer humour can you

Ooh...a game

The game is called 'Pootooth' and you need a Bluetooth mobile to do it.

take a picture of a Cuban Arse Cigar with your phone and save it. Then when you are in the pub, do a bluetooth search, see who you find and then send them a poo pic, via Bluetooth.

The first person who recives a pootooth and stands up freaked out or leaves is the winner. great game.